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NO SAFE LANE.
NO SAFE LANE.
MAGAWATCHDOGRECEIPTS REQUIREDTHE SUN IS UP
WATCHDOG ✦ THE VAULT ✦ ELECTION FILES ✦ INDUSTRIAL DISASTERS ✦ GAME ROOM ✦ CARTOONS ✦ RUST BELT ✦ WEIRD HISTORY ✦ SURPRISE ME
TONIGHT ON MEEK SUN
THE
GAME ROOM
WHERE KNOWLEDGE GOES TO MAKE BAD DECISIONS.PICK THE DOOR WITH THE LEAST TERRIBLE SURPRISE.
There is no correct strategy. That has never stopped anybody.
1THE SAFE DOOR
A filing cabinet containing 400 pages of municipal meeting minutes.
2THE WEIRD DOOR
A goose with a clipboard. It says your paperwork is incomplete.
3THE LOUD DOOR
A brass band playing the emergency-alert tone.